The Turtle Song
[Chorus]
This is the turtle song
This is the turtle song
Never can go wrong
With a good turtle song
[Verse 1]
Once there was a turtle
Not so long ago
He wasn't very clever
And he fell into a hole
Shortly after dropping
Fifty feet or so
He shattered upon impact
Deep in the depths below, yes
[Chorus]
This is the turtle song
This is the turtle song
Never can go wrong
With a good turtle song
[Verse 2]
Once there was a gerbil
He wasn't very bright
He tried to find friend turtle
Who'd gone missing late last night
But as he left the house that day
He was struck upon the head
And after profusely bleeding
Dear gerbil, he was dead!
[Chorus]
Sing
This is the turtle song
This is the turtle song
Never can go wrong
With a good turtle song
[Verse 3]
Once there was a kitty
He was stupid, but still thrilled
To sink his sharp teeth deep into
The gerbil he just killed
But as he swallowed the vermin down
A bone lodged in his throat
And three painful minutes later
The kitty had been choked
[Chorus]
Sing
This is the turtle song
This is the turtle song
Never can go wrong
With a good turtle song
This is the turtle song
This is the turtle song
Never can go wrong
With a good turtle song