The Meaningness Behind…….
Hypothetical Vomit
Ooh yeah
Left behind whatever
I took the stick
I didn’t want it
But something internally compelled that decision
It was like
“Hey, Hortense! You wanna stick?”
Or alternatively
“Sheldon, make a difference in the world!”
My name is both and yet neither of those two previously mentioned monikers
Speaking of knickers
I haven’t shaved in quite some time
My wife, that is
She asks me to
And I simply say
“Another time”