Palace Containing Strictly Rice
[Intro]
There’s a new emperor bringing up the rear
Let’s spitball, what could be the problem there?
[Chorus]
The castle walls, they have some boundaries
I feel inclined to obey
The castle halls, they’re my granary
I think it’s fine to delay
When people get their rice
[Verse]
The villagers seem perturbed by what’s going on
Specifically the whole rice thing and the access
They can’t acquire it in ways considered direct
[Chorus] x2
[Bridge]
I am the ruler of the rice
I reign from a distance
There is an annex with a bed in it
That’s where I rule from
[Verse]
A nameless man called Emer steps up to the plate
We’re not playing baseball, it’s an analogy
Perhaps he will breach the fortress, shed some light
This rice issue has gotten real extreme
[Chorus] x5
[Outro]
Things are calming down
Rice distribution methods have changed
For starters, the annex is gone