Small Time Blues

You haven't lived until you've walked in my shoes
No, you haven't lived until you've walked in my shoes
Just walking around, singing the small time blues

When I go to Six Flags, I can't ride the rides
When I go to the waterpark, I can't slide the slides
I'm not as tall as the line on the wall so I keep getting pushed aside

I tried out for basketball 'cause that was my dream
Everyone said I was out of my head and I didn't make the team
I got the small times blues, the small time blues
No, you haven't lived until you've walked in my shoes

I can't reach the shelf to get my favorite snack
When I climb up on a chair, well, I always end up on my back
The only way to get my Frito lay is with a super jet pack

S is for super, M is for mighty
A to the L to the L is for all to get righty
With the small time blues, the small time blues
No, you haven't lived until you've walked in my shoes

When I sing a song, I'm as tall as the sky
When I'm in my groove, I walk with my head held high
I'm makin' big moves even though I'm a small time guy

Yeah! One more time!

S is for super, M is for mighty
A to the L to the L is for all to get righty
With the small time blues, the small time blues
No, you haven't lived
No, you haven't lived
No, you haven't lived until you've walked in my shoes