All The Pretty Girls Are Alcoholics

[Verse 1]
We're the guys who don't drink at your party
We're the guys who don't have any fun
Designated drivers no we aren'ty
Don't even know why I chose to come

[Chorus]
It's not about being practical
It's not about compromise
It's about doing what is right
Not what you think is wise
Try and see things through my eyes

[Verse 2]
Drinking makes you think these things are funny
Without it, you don't seem to have no fun
I think that it's really kind of sorry
The sad thing is, you're not the only one

[Chorus]
It's not about being practical
It's not about compromise
It's about doing what is right
Not what you think is wise
Try and see things through my eyes

[Bridge]
So justify your problem
'Cause it seems we have a problem
But you don't see the problеm
And there's no such thing as an equal compromisе
Try and see things through my eyes

[Verse 1, but shouted]
We're the guys who don't drink at your party
We're the guys who don't have any fun
Designated drivers no we aren'ty
Don't even know why I chose to come (yeah!)
All the pretty girls are alcoholics...