Romance Novel Guy
Dan Schmidt
You might think I'm creepy
Then suddenly get weepy
Girl, you ought to know the reason why
I’m a romance novel guy
I'm a romance novel guy
I'm a man of morals
And superbly built pectorals
And you haven’t even seen my thigh
I'm a romance novel guy
I'm a romance novel guy
I come from the highlands
And mean you no violence
But my manliness might make you cry
You'll become speechless
When I become breechless
But I've got an airtight alibi
I'm a romance novel guy
I knew you were a goddess
The moment I ripped your bodice
If you see Darcy, tell him I said hi
He's a romance novel guy
He's a romance novel guy
I’m a romance novel guy
We’re both romance novel guys
Romance novel guys