Welcome To My Record

Oh my God, Aaron, look at her duckbut
It's just so big, she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends
But who understands those scene guys anyways?
They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com

I mean, her duckbut, it's just so big
I can't believe it
It's just so black and out there, gross
Look, she's just so emo

Welcome to the record, I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom and then I miced it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool

My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me, "Homie, you so stanky."
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques

So welcome to the record, I know you'll like it
I brought this football so that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'

My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
The ladies always tell me, "Jesse, you so dreamy!"
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the Dew

H to the (E to the) L L (O)
Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone)
G double O (D B Y E)
I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing)

H to the (E to the) L L (O)
Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone)
G double O (D B Y E)
I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing)

Yeah