This Ain’t Dallas

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't JR, you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just a man and a
Woman holding things together

I work every day the sun comes
Up from eight until five
I don't have a new Mercedes car
Or a chauffer to drive
My wife ain't out shoppin' with
The country club queens
She's workin' in the morning until she
Picks up the kids at three

And this ain't Dallas and
This ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't JR, you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just a man and a
Woman holding things together

Now we all like to watch those shows
And we all like to dream
You know JR is making deals
And Alexis is making steam
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan
They're a sight to see my ol' lady said
"I know what you're thinkin'"
I said "Now honey
Don'tcha know all of that is on TV?"

And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
And I ain't JR and you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just man and woman
Holding this thing together

No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
I ain't JR and you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just man and woman
Holding things together

Hey, we're just a man and
Woman holding this thing together
Honey, turn off the TV