The Coalition to Ban Coalitions

This is a coalition to ban coalitions
I ain't a politician but I've got views
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of Fender guitars
Why don't you do your thing and
We'll do our thing too?

Now they want to take my cigarettes
And all my good whiskey
And these damn coalitions
They are after you and me
They want to get rid of my forty-fours
And all the R rated films
If they only knew how much we'd all
Love to get rid of them

And this is a coalition to ban coalitions
The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can't everybody else leave
Everybody else alone?

Now the latest thing they want to
Stomp out is violence on TV
And the worst of all is
That Oscar-winning rabbit Bugs Bunny
Farewell, Foghorn Leghorn, so long
Yosemite Sam
They're messin' with our heroes and we
Got to stop them now (You're despicable)

This is a coalition to ban coalitions
I ain't a politician but I've got views
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of Fender guitars
Why don't you do your thing and
We'll do our thing too?

This is a coalition to ban coalitions
The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can't everybody else leave
Everybody else alone?

Hey, you do your thing and
We'll do our thing too
Next thing ya know they'll
Wanna stamp out ducks