The Weights

[Verse 1]
There's a lightweight
They're always early, they're never late
They'll rush right in, they will not hesitate
You better believe they are a cheap date

[Chorus]
When you see them coming down your street
And you know they ain't the one to meet
They try so hard, they go so fast
There's no way they will ever last
They're lightweights

[Verse 2]
There's a middleweight
Sometimes they're early, sometimes they're late
Sometimes they'll rush, others hesitate
They'll come in feeling bad and leave feeling great

[Chorus]
When you see them coming down your street
And you know they are the one you should meet
They don't try hard or act like they care
They play but they're well aware
They're middleweights

[Verse 3]
There's a heavyweight
They're never early, they're always late
They will not rush but they'll hesitate
They'll drive you crazy as they make you wait

[Chorus]
And you see 'em coming down your street
And you think they are the one you should meet
But what you don't know and what they won't show
Is all their pain and all their grief
They're a heavyweight

[Outro]
Don't you know that they're heavyweights?
Don't you know that they're heavyweights?
Don't you know that they're heavyweights?