Mannequins

I think they’re making mannequins too realistic now
I turn around to say hello, they’re just staring me down
I think they’re making mannequins too realistic now
Are they making mannequins too realistic now?
I turn around to say hi, they’re just staring me down
Are they making mannequins too realistic now?

Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
They might have better looking ladies
They’re certainly a lot more frightening

I try to think mannequins are just naked mannequins with clothes on
But they’re arrogant, they’re arrogant, they’re arrogant, they’re arrogant
They’ve all got such great bodies, and they know it
But they don’t even exercise

They’re fashionable, they’re amputees and children
Streetwise, high-class, humanoid, fibreglass
They’re fashionable, they’re amputees and children
Streetwise, high-class, humanoid, fibreglass

Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
They might have better looking ladies
They’re certainly a lot more frightening

Pediophobia x 2

Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
Storefront mannequins are lazy
At least crash test dummies have real jobs
They might have better looking ladies
They’re certainly a lot more frightening