Local Zero

Cos he’s a dickhead, loser
Never leaves the boozer
Burned out, washed up
Never really gave a fuck
Bloodshot eyeballs
Punching holes in all the walls
He’s no hero
Local zero

Cos he’s a scumbag, shit shag
Everything’s a red flag
Hooked on codeine
Likes them under 17
Lives with his mum
Dresses like a fucking bum
Check your ego
Local zero

I swear this guy’s at every show
He always seems to say he knows
The guys in the band, or the girls at the front
But everyone there just thinks he’s a cunt

Cos he’s a psycho, brainsick
Tries to suck his own dick
Anger issues
Room is full of dirty tissues
High school drop out
Don't know what you're on about
What a waster
A real skirt chaser
Proud of all he can't erase so
No he won't go
Cos he can't grow
Cos he's just the
Local zero