Good Morning Sir
Robert E Jr. Pollard
Good morning sir
The crushed red pecker
Was way up late
In the funny house
He may be calling
To blame the disease
He may be crawling
But please
Help is on its knees
Director of fleas and floral requests
Is willing to deal with the pests
But not Mr. Redbird
For what can he gain
Concerning the pain?
And even on auto-suggestion
His status remains in question