Bugzy Malone

[Intro]
Yo
Bugzy Malone
Grime Daily
Daily Duppy, Season 4

[Verse]
I got a call from Grime Daily, asking me if I was about in London
Well I was in Mannie with Darkie and Lyndon
Talking politics like Bill Clinton
Because I had beef and a popstar sending
I told them man I guarantee I'll end him
I made the Relegation Riddim and I swear down R.I.P. started trending
I'm from Manchester and I'm losing all composure
If another man talks about the dungeon like I didn't end my man then it's over
This whole music ting's confusing
I'm about to do another million views ting
And I swear down it's crazy, first mil took 5 months, after that it was a 25 day ting
I'm sharp like a blade without the roller
I'm hard like a brandy with no cola
I'm starting to think it's a takeover
Because I'm like Sub-Zero and I'm colder
Anybody gets heated then I'll show ya'
How to give a man a straight face like poker
Them man are all dried up so I started wetting people with a Super Soaker
Pssht, get over here, whoopie
Finish him like Hulk Hogan
The grime scene fell to sleep but then I made the revival and now eyes are wide open
I'm Jack Frost, I will leave a man frozen
And watch him fall over in slow motion
It's 2015 and I came onto the scene like it was an explosion
Jesus, I've got them thinking 'Is this guy from Manchester?'
The wordplay's heavier than Uncle Fester
And my name is bigger than a pro wrestler
Them man are going on stone cold like Steve Austin but they're soft like polyester
I'm tryna win a MOBO
I'm not the joker, did they think I was Heath Ledger?
Them man better listen to their headmaster
I'll make a man turn ghost like Casper
I'm a champion like Floyd Mayweather
And I move like Manny Pacquiao, I'm faster
I used to blaze more weed than a rasta
Until I got locked up six month after
Now man say I'm the grime scene saviour
Because I make way more noise than a tractor
So much noise that when I say 0161, there's an avalanche in Sweden
I'm not Kim Kardashian, do I look like I'm semi-famous for no reason
I got promoted into the Premier League and I've been the talk of the whole season
I'm from a little town called Manchester and I represent that until I stop breathing
Yo, you're looking at a deadly eagle and I'm accurate with it
I'm licking down man from over the water, tell them man I'll come back in a minute
I left with a backpack, came back with a suitcase full of brand new snapbacks in it
That's because they get 100 likes in a day, I get that in less than a minute
I am the general, fuck a lieutenant
I was driving around in an old Civic
Wait, was it a Toyota Corolla? Anyway I was over the speed limit
I was 13 and I had the team with me
White gold chain on like P Diddy
The car got crashed, left outside a stadium, played in by Man City
I swear down I'm like a little kiddy
I still watch South Park and get giddy
But on a big man ting, when I put my foot down, nobody can keep up with me
I swear down I'm still a little kiddy
I still watch South Park and get giddy
But on a big man ting, when I put my foot down..
I don't need nothing too big right now, I'm looking for a 9 with about 8 men
And that's not cause I'm unstable either, It's because the whole thing's jamming again
I swear down it was clicking so much on a golf course, that I just dashed it into the fence
Then I picked it up and I just buried it again
Right next to my last 10
And that's 10 grand of my own money
And I didn't tell nobody, not my own friend
That I dug it up, bought a BM
Red leather interior and I want it in matte black
Just so the bimmer don't blend
I want the Batmobile times 10
Because you're looking at the Batman of this grime ting
Trust me and I'm not here to make friends
I don't wanna know him, I don't wanna know you
Not because I've got 7 million views
Not because I got sent for by a pop star and I made man look like a buffoon
If you don't know about me already, please allow me to reintroduce
Because I'm Bugzy Malone, right now I'm harder than a bottle of Grey Goose
Them man are jokers like Celebrity Juice
I'm the Pied Piper without the flute
I told them watch how they war with me, I didn't see nobody war with you
If the grime scene was the Clash of the Titans, then right now you're looking at Zeus
Because I'm banging man out like Tyson and I'll kick them about like Bruce
Yo, I'm a boss like Embyson, them man are like a Ryu
I've not let off the ting in a minute but I'll make a bad boy turn into a recluse
I said I'm a boss like M Bison, and them man are like a Ryu
I've not let off the ting in a minute but I'll make a bad boy, yo
The ting didn't bang and I still didn't sell it
My man's out soon and I can smell it
I was gonna buy a sawn-off-shotgun but I don't feel comfortable letting off pellets
I leave so little evidence at the scene that I'm like a horror movie with no credits
...doctor and medic...and I'll thread it

[Outro]
Yo
Bugzy Malone
0161
EP out 26th July, Walk With Me