A Mouse Like Me
Hm Gosh, just look at all these old photos
Oh Mickey, oh you certainly done a lot of interesting things
What you doin' in that one Mickey!
Ridin' on a rollercoaster
Sailing on a boat across the sea
Here you are in Honolulu
Resting by a big palm tree
Drove a cart through a raging blizzard
Took a steamboat down a river
Clean the gears of old Big Ben
When I had to golf I dressed in spends
Won an Oscar
Climbed a mountain
Wear feather in my cap
Directed a band with big brass buttons
In a tornado kept conducting
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like me
You were the captain of the space patrol
The driver of a Model T.
Aha, that was a pretty bumpy ride you know?
Chased by a grizzly
Kicked by kicked by a mule
Wandered through the Sherwood Forest with a band of Merry Men
Here I'm a knight in shining armor
Wrestled with a rope and didn't win
Chased a chicken 'round the barnyard
Haven't lost your famous grin
That brave little tailor might be violent
Got discouraged and slew the giant
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like me
Like he!
I'll try anything once or twice
That's the kind of kid I am
I don't know what I'm doin'
But your doin' real good
Your're handsome, brave, and awfully nice
A mouse like you will always come out smellin' like a roast!
Rode a camel through the desert
I was a soldier, was a king
A big game hunter on safari
You did almost everything.
I was apprentice to a sorcerer
Tried a spell, but would've been worser
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse who wrote with a quill
And cooked on a grill
?
I did all that?
All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like he
Was lucky for a mouse like me, ha ha