Concerning a Used Wad of Gum

[Intro]
I should think, it’s pretty obvious when I’m playing drums

Last night I had a dream in which I was being robbed
And that’s just perfect for what I wanted to talk to you about today
But first: I wanted to clarify that I’m not wearing any pants right now
And that’s because I spilled coffee all over them
But that’s okay because this is Big Dipper Brew
Which is a coffee exclusively for coal miners, of which I was one once
… I was a coal miner
And this really reminds me of the percolators that we used to have down in the shafts
Similar to canaries, which we also had
And this is good stuff
You can hear that little whistle-while-you-work attitude, uh, while I’m drinking it
So, but anyways, that doеsn’t really matter becausе I wanted to talk to you today about
The city, in which I live, which is a total sham, it’s a joke
Don’t go here, don’t go near here
It’s a horrible, evil place founded by thieves! (Similar to my dream)
And robbers, and jokesters, clowns
Horrible, evil people that want to see everything good in this world go to dust and burn
Um, and it’s just the worst place-