Chancer

[Verse 1]
Johnny has a problem he’s notorious with Mac’s
Chatting up the girls he is laboriously crass
He’s a chancer, he’s a chancer

[Verse 2]
Paula is appalling every time she has a bath
She leaves the door wide open so her neighbour has to pass
She’s a chancer she’s a chancer

[Chorus 1]
And everyone scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream
Everybody scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream

[Verse 3]
Kicking all the coke cans that are intricately spiked
A creation from the junkies you know owe, owe, owe
If only for a night

[Chorus 2]
Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream
Everybody scream, scream, scream, scream, scream

[Bridge]
You kindly answered take it or leave it
Maintaine it your such a chancer
I don’t know if I should salute you who knows the answer
Maybe tomorrow I'll leave you, you little dancer

[Verse 4]
Sitting on the fence so very eloquently poised
Thinking do I like the girls or do I like the boys
He’s a chancer, he’s a chancer

[Verse 5]
Audrey is atrocious her shenanigans with cat
She hasn’t even told her that she’s up the duff with Matt
She’s a chancer she’s a chancer

[Chorus 1]