Billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh, I
I swear the world better to prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Artie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like: Here, lady, have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months since I've single so
You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho, He he

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Oh, every time I close my eyes
(What you see? What you see, bro?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Aha, aha, and what else?)
A different city every night, oh, I
I swear the world better to prepare
(For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh for when I'm a billionaire

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, let's go

I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate
And, yeah, I'll be in a whole new tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever is left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
and put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
(So bad)
Buy all of the things I never had
(Buy everything, haha)
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
(What up, Oprah? AHA)

Oh, every time I close my eyes
(What you see? What you see, bro?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Aha, aha, and what else?)
A different city every night, oh, I
I swear the world better to prepare
(For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh, ooh, oh, ooh (Sing) for when I'm a billionaire
Oh, ooh, oh, ooh, oh

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad