Laggard

Catastrophically dog-eared
Animals don't wear underwear
Could be twins could be doubles
Doppelganger is an odd god
Total cod father
With a lanyard
Dander ball with a laggard
Keepy uppys
Salted bargain wall
Slacks and flippers final nail clippers
Hoovering lisping wasps
Jaap staam-ering thoughts
Arse fell out arse ways
Say it again
Lisping wasps
Jaap staam-ering thoughts
Arse fell out arse ways
Ate all the gomp then
Leg of fish left
Ate all the gomp then
Leg of fish left
Sniffs and cough-webs
Giant massive parasol
In a cage with a window
Mr. Fish in a tie-die t-shirt
Leather jocks
Even socks
Diet football
Sporting a zidane
Nesting sea monk
Lord muck dethroned
Sent to the gallows
Of the guilloti-eenager
What a total
What a total cod