Chapter II: Cardinal Copia

"Pro Memoria" starts playing
In the background

Turns off boombox
Hello, Papa you're looking well

Oh, Sister may I have a word with you?

Certainly

You cannot be serious

As a heart attack

But, Sister, he is not part of the bloodline

With all due respect
You are all out of progeny

The bloodline has not been broken for
Nigh a millenium my father
Was Papa, his father, his father's
Father, his father's father's father
His father's father's father's father's
Father his father

The Cardinal is our next senior most member
He's been your right hand man

But Sister

Need I remind you
He holds the esteemed honor of second
Most employee of the month awards

Very well, it is done

Everything uh okay there
Your dark excellencies?

Cardinal, come forward

"Life Eternal" plays on background

Dies Irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla
Teste Satan cum sybilla
Quantus tremor est futurus
Quando Judex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus

Welcome aboard! Now, go up to level two
And be fitted for your new suit's

Yes yes, thank you thank you, thank you
Most awkward attempted fist bump in history
Ah

"Pro Memoria" starts playing
In the background

Come, Papa, we must give your sons the news
They have a new mission now

Where are they?