GREETINGS EARTHLINGS
Aaah
"Every morning this cereal will ripen in the sun
Becoming toasty and sugary and golden with vitamins"
"What are you, sc-"
Mag-Magic, sie nennen mich Magic
Ich trag' den Sternenstaub auf meinen Fersen
"Because it taste good and I, I know I'm the boss"
"Also it has a lot of vitamins, ooh"
"Indubitably this is a very crunchy cereal, very worthy, super eminent"
"What is he saying?"
"Hello Earthlings!
It's another beautiful day in the universe
All sun's are burning bright, spending light across the galaxies
And you are now listening to episode one
Of the OUTTATHISWORLD RADIO SHOW on 66.121OTW
The number one alien-made entertainment platform
From aliens for aliens broadcasted to you by the infamous super crew Genetikk
Please take into consideration
That for the large part of the population in your solar system
The content in this show might be considered disturbing
Provocative, confusing and will leave you questioning your current inferior state of mind
If you are human, please change the channel to a more earthling friendly show
Exit immediately!
Listener discretion is advised!