Rudolf

You Know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet, cupid, and Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the red nose reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glows. (like a flashlight.)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like pinochio)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games. (like monopoly.)

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say (in his underwear)
Rudolph with your nose so brigh
Won't you kill my wife tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee, YIPEE!!!
Rudolph the rednose reindeer
You'll go down in history!! (like Abe Lincoln!!...)