Bradley’s Silverado
[Intro: FUZZB, ๐๐๐๐]
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This is the legend, of Bradley Spanks
Within the span of a week
His girl left him, family disowned him, he got disowned by his co-workers, dissed by his friends
All for one reason
A week before
He bought a Chevy Silverado
Without any more options of companionship
He decided to try a gay bar
That night, it changed this manโs entire life
[Verse 1: FUZZB]
So I went to this bar
Looking for a man
Looked around, saw a table with four or five
Tried to think of something to say, something to catch their eyes
Said I got a Chevy Silverado and they all looked at me
Onะต got up, looked me down, and said this to me
โSon, you got a Silvะตrado thatโs all I need to hearโ
Looked at him, then I asked, โwhat does this meanโ
Said heโs down for a BJ thatโs all he really needs
[Chorus: FUZZB]
Chevy Silverado
Chevy Silverado
[Verse 2: FUZZB]
Said his name was John
So I gave him a John
Next one came to me and asked if I could help as well
Told me [?] thatโs all I need to hear
Got down, sucked his dong in the bed of my Chevy
God blessed it on trying to find a white ball of six
Didnโt know theyโd go for me shoot the first chance they had
Turned the bench seat to a love that the soon as I arch
Spare you all the details it was one hell of a night
We painted the Silverado with four shades of white