You Are Not Your Job

[Intro: Spoken]
Okay? Well let's try it again
One, Two, Three - Slide
That's it, Now again
One, Two, Three - Slide
Fine, Now again, but this time, a [???] fast
Just as the rhythm that we want at all times
One, Two, Three

[Verse 1:]
Have you heard the fable
About the chair and table?
Table said "Take a load off"
The chair said "I'm not able"

[Chorus:]
Aristotle, what was that you said?
What was that you said?

[Verse 2:]
Have you heard the riddle
About the bow and fiddle
The bow said "Let's just goof off"
The fiddle said "That's Piddle"

[Chorus:]
Aristotle throttled me in bed
Throttled me in bed
Throttled mе in bed

[Verse 3:]
Have you heard thе quandary
About the press and laundry
The press said "Straighten up now"
The laundry said "I'm lonely"

[Chorus:]
Aristotle, what was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?