Weedness Is Badness

[Verse]
Weedness equals badness
How did I come to this conclusion of madness?
It's simple
Weed kills an estimated total of six quadrillion people every year
That's the entire population of Italy, oh dear
So then why is it so easy to obtain?
Because the police do not see the pain
Of all the people who die in vain
They think they are cool for smoking weed
When in reality they just die instantly
With no warning
So as a message from Gary myself, do not smoke weed
Or else I will make you drink wee
Wee wee wee wee wee pee pee pee pee pee pee weed smoke kills
Did I tell you about the time that God smoked weed? He got so sick that he accidentally farted and created Australia
What a useless stupid country
Nothing happens there except people with stupid hats like to sit on the beach and do absolutely nothing
It's ridiculous
The effects of weed are far reaching and fatal
So don't smoke or die from wee facial