Mud Distributor

[Intro: Gar]
Oh fuck
Oh where am I?
Hello? Where's God at?
Oh, I got a text from Jesus
Wow

[Verse 1: Gar]
Bitch I'm living lavish you still living small
Dissing Gar, I call up my shooter call him Chris Paul
I ain't tryna halla at you but I'm always down to brawl
And they still looking up to me i guess its because I'm tall
I'm getting scammer bread from Facebook marketplace
I posted authentic mud in reality it was laced
If they try to set me up I got them cracking like a vase
Why Ver's new mud dry as hell like a trap beat without the bass
I always got a headband on its showing my hairline
Like how if you pull out your bands I start pulling out my nine
They said gar you're mean to Jеsus he turned water into winе
I said wrong I'm Jesus I turned the bando into a shrine

[Interlude: Gar]
Mud knocked me out I woke up outside
I asked where God's at cause I thought that I had died
I checked my phone to find Jesus had replied
He said God heard your song "God Ain't Real" and cried

[Verse 2: Gar]
I'm in the marble but I come from a place of mud and sticks
I scammed a dude thought he was buying shit but it was just a Twix
I got addicted mud fiends leeching off me like some ticks
Ver might be selling by the pound I sell mud and shit by the bricks
I was selling in alleys now I got a mud sanctuary
Tryna get through my security alone it might be scary
My top client is a dude from Indiana named Gary
Maybe buy from Ver cause my mud purity is prone to vary
I heard that new mud from Dubai is laced with marble and sand
The mud from Norway nearly shut Ver down good thing it got banned
The mud from Poland is a concentrated black tar strand
Apparently in Africa it has a fairly high demand

[Interlude 2: Gar]
I want my mud top of the line
I wanna have that number one mud
I want my mud to have a flawless design
I want traces of my product in everyone's blood

[Verse 3: Gar]
Maybe if I take crab eyes and a crow feather
And soak it in the water before I mix the dirt together
Maybe process the dirt with some beaver tail leather
And adjust the humidity according to the weather
Maybe that's the recipe that I need to succeed
Mix some tar for the African batch to be guaranteed
My mud goes international and everybody can feed
I'll be the number one distributor with exuberant greed