EDM Sucks

Hi, my name is Siri,
I am a humanized artificial intelligence,
Tonight I will be taking over as your DJ
Let's take it back to 2014, where sit-downs and PLUR were still a thing,

All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick and a super generic predictable half-time drop that every DJ wants to play,
Are you fucking ready?

Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch.

I know that all you human party motherfuckers want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop,
Are you fucking ready?

Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch.

EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch.