The Missing Link

Intro:
Aye turn me up nigga. Look. Yeah.

Verse1:
Boy you don't know what you up against
Imagine if New Jack rose from the grave and touched a pen
I mean the shit that I be comin' with
Should prove that life on other planets actually does exist

Give a fuck what you tell me, I done heard enough already
I been a pimp, I should've been on Soft White Underbelly
I keep a big mac like Cheeseburger Eddy
Hit your six pack, your intestines looking like burnt spaghetti

The Grinch stole Christmas, I'm wiggin'
I'll get a bitch for her Stimulus and spend it. I'm an ignorant little nigga
And I'm kickin' hella asses, bashing them with trash lids
Five Star Frog Splashes, I Van Damed it

And I don't give a damn if you follow your dreams
Right over a fuckin cliff, drivin' off the ravine
I was only ever good at bein' awful and mean
So don't even bother talkin' to me. Bitch.

Hook1:

If you want that lovey dovey shit
Turn this off go listen to Drake (You can go listen to Drake nigga!)
If you want that money money shit
Turn this off go listen to Wayne (And I mean it respectfully)

If you want that motivational shit
Better go listen to Ye (Haha Yeezy)
But if you want that Filth
Nigga just sit back and press play (Aye)

Verse2:
The one thang I want to say above all?
Fuck yall, I'll drive a city bus through a Slut Walk
Hit ya crew, I'm the nigga Leatherface listen to
While he stitchin' a new face mask in his livin' room

Extend your hand for a dap and some fives
I leave niggas hangin' like the Passion of Christ
When these rappers try to ask for advice
I tell them they can penetrate their own ass with the mic. Bitch!

Inf Gang runnin' the show
And that trash that you smoke cost a hundred a "O"
Last time I got high, I was confronted by ghost
They asked, "where the weed at?" But there was nothin' but roach

I'm puffin some dope, and I'm finna sip this liquor
Got a bad bitch waiting for the kid to fist her
So I hit it from the back like a fender bender
Then I take her shit and leave, I'm the Tinder Swindler nigga

Hook2:
If you want that Presidential shit
Turn this off go listen to Jay (Jiggaman!)
If you want that conscientious shit
Listen to Kendrick or Cordae (Bitch don't kill my vibe)
If you want that down South shit
Might as well put on some Gucci Mane (Gucci!)
But if you want the Filth
Nigga just sit back and press play (Aye)