Failure by Designer Jeans

I'm a mess of insecurities
Did you start with the narcissistic twist?
So you think that I'm amazing,
Please tell me I'm a turn off
I have every reason not to leave home today
Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors, they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the top girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than threes are all I need

You'll be the last girl on my list
I just want to get away
This is the last time that I say...