I Went Out With a Hippy and Now I Love Everyone Except For Her

You taught me to re-align my chakra
Speak to my inner consciousness
You made me listen to John Butler
And other rubbish that bored me to shit
You wanted to move up the North Coast
Where everything is so much better
Where you can play Djembes on the beach

I used to get mad, I used to get angry
I used to hate everyone I met
You taught me love, you showed me kindness
You painted flowers on my face

And that gave me the shits
Fuck, I hated that
But it taught me a valuable lesson too
Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but...

We had mushrooms in the morning
I was brain-dead for eternity
I took my clothes off, you didn't like that
And neither did the check-out chick from Coles
I tried to pash the store security

I used to get mad, I used to get angry
I used to be cynical I know
You showed me love, you taught me yoga
You threw the fire around my head

And that gave me the shits
Fuck, I hated that
But it taught me a valuable lesson too
Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but you
You won't make me live with no shoes
Now I love everyone but you

Now every full moon I think of last year
And when we went to the bush doof party
And how the acid made the music worse

I know she had a good heart
When she stood in front of trees
But she talked out her arse
She could see my aura turning bad

And that gave me the shits
Fuck, I hated that
Everyone else I know thanks you
Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but you
I'll passively resist your coup
Now I love everyone but you...
(I love everyone but you)
I love everyone but you
(I love everyone but you)
I love everyone but you

"Government's wrong, too much fuckin' give. That's the fuckin' trouble."