Cyber Sex
He sits up in his lonely little bedroom|Wonderin' if his girlfriends are online|Turns on his computer and gets ready|Cause he's about to cyber sex all night||His mom has no clue of what he's doin'|He locks the door and lowers all the lights|Amber is online and she sounds horny|She's probably young, but she will do just fine||(chorus)|He types hello baby tell me are you ready for some fun?|Laugh out loud I love it when you role play as a nun|Should we cam to cam or should we not and play our luck?|It really doesn't matter because he just wants to...||Logs into his favorite online chat room|Finds some naughty girls who say they're bi|Asks for them to email him some pictures|And hopes they're not some 40 year old guy||They instant message each other for hours|With his free hand he types dirty things|He downloads a sexy song from iTunes|Then wipes a little plasma off his screen||(repeat chorus)||