Too Insignificant to Mention

When the Crab Fair nights are over and the gypsies roll away
And the broken lamp posts of Egremont says to a young boy
“Move on and flow into the arms of the life where you should go”

But you wanna try one last ride on the speedway
Another swings on the boats
It’s best to go before all that candy floss gives you a bad belly assa
And the Kestrel lager takes you over
As you fight with the boys from the Moor
And the Mirehouse lads beat you sober
And your covered in cheap body odour
Too insignificant to mention

It’s irrelevant I wanna hold your hand
I wanna swallow you whole

Frankie dropped his kids at the front door
And showed up with a friendly face
But when you’re too insignificant to mention
They make you bow your head in disgrace
I wanna swallow you whole

Wake up you’ve fell in that hole, wake up, wake up
I’ve fell in that hole
I’ve fell in that hole again
I’ve fell in that hole