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And some man said this is what you get
Only a dollar a week and a dollar down
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Take out your garbage and wax your floors

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It's hard to believe this is my love song
I only hope I didn't take too long
But this here's the point I've been working up to
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And if you don't like what you see
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And if you don't like what you see
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