Monologue

Once again, I am called Field Medic and I am licensed to do tattoos under three inches
I've done a little bit of cosmetic surgery in my time...
Dentistry is not my forte if you're suffering from a toothache and you need a 24-hour hotline, feel free to call me
Um, I have a couple of cassettes, I have exactly five chalkboard Light is Gone edition cassettes...
I'm pretty sure they were. I made them a while ago
However, they look pretty good
Um, I found one copy of an album called Pegasus Thotz that I put out in 2014, actually the first album on Sunroom
But I'm in the middle of destroying all of my belongings right now
Um, I'm leaving the sunroom to become a hobo and I've got eight days, so you might see me on the street. But because I'm destroying my belongings, I've found this rare tape
And I might have a couple of bootleg DVDs similar to what you might find at a flea market. However, they just play music
There's no aud-- there's no video
And uh, I have two copies of a burn CD that has EPs on it. And I just made a patch that says "fuck you Grim Reaper" on it
It's pretty big, though. That was the first one, the second one that I made fits if you're really--you have a long torso, talk to me