Land of 1,000 Dances
Chris Kenner
Do you know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Do you know how to twist
Goes like this
Mashed potatoes
Slow alligator
Twist the twister
Like little sister
Do you get the Yoyo
The endless gogo
Do you do the fish
Goes like this
Do you do the tango
Takes two to tango
Get down on your knees
Do the sweet peas
Roll over on your back
Say I like it like that
Do the watusi
Do the watusi
Can you do the fly
With a hand jive
Do you do the slot
Shakin' in a bop
Then you go home
So you won't be all alone
So bye bye children
Bye bye children
Come on with me children
Let's go children
I wanna show you
This little place
Across the track
The name of the place
I'll like it like that
The name of the band
The fat men
Lets go children
The fat men
Let's go children