M A R I O vs Sonic.exe 2
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
M A R I O
VS
SONIC.EXE
2
BEGIN
[Verse 1: M A R I O]
I’m stepping into this 16-bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’s-a-me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled!
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi!
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!
[Verse 2: Sonic.exe]
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.exe
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try?
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?
[Verse 3: M A R I O]
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!
[Verse 4: Sonic.exe]
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide!
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived
[Verse 5: M A R I O and I_HATE_YOU]
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why Won’t You Die!? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta Wiki!
[Verse 6: Sonic.exe and Sally.exe]
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love
Those rhymes from you were Not Perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!
[Verse 7: M A R I O]
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.exe
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat
[Verse 8: Sonic.exe]
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for Round 3?
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *Kafka laugh* BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA