Jeremy Bender
Gregory Lake, Keith Emerson
Jeremy bender was a man of leisure,
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses,
Finally decided to become a nun.
Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper,
Threatened to fist her if she
Didn't come clean
Jumped on the mother just like a brother
Asked one another if the other is a queen.
Diggin' the sister she was a mister
Shouldn't have kissed her, but he
Couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
So he picked up his suit-case and
Decided to go.