Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Well, you know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen
(Comet, and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen)
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Is it Herman? (no)
Is it Shermon? (no)
Is it Eddy, is it Freddy? (no, no no!)
It is Heart, is it Shaptler, is it Mosteres?
(Oh, you'll never, never guess it, don't snap your cap)
Talkin' 'bout Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Oh, him
Had a very shiny nose
So I heard they say if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
Like a hot rasie

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
(Rudolph is a red nose)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Hey Rudolph, I say Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer's loved him
And they shouted out with glee
(Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolph)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!

(Well, the stake glows bosset)
(His snarl snoot)
(His tuba that glow like a light-ta-root)
With his pink kazoo, he guided the sleigh
(He's a hero)
Why, Rudolph saved the day

Rudolph has got his red nose
In the reign deer hall of fame
Rudolph the red nosed favorite
Of the little reign deer days
Rudolph the North Pole big shot
Rides around in Santa's sleigh
Wearin' a green Fedora
Smoking a cigar all day

(This story has a moral)
(Anyone can plainly see)
Just keep your red nose a gleemin'
You'll go down in history

(If you keep you nose a red, red rose)
If you keep your beak all pink and sleek
And if you keep your snooze maroon because
You'll go down in history