Fun Is a Floppy Bitch

Six o’clock babe and how do you feel
Fake boy, killjoy, just another cheap thrill
I’m so sick, you’re so bad, take my pills and I wanna go back to bed.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch.
Fun fun fun, fun to switch
Fun to pitch, fun to switch
Fun is a floppy bitch
Pitch the fun and switch the one,
Screw it again, no time for pain
Pitch the fun, screw it again
No time for pain.

Maybe baby, next week

Unless you want to touch me,
Unless you want to get close to me
You can piss on my couch
I piss on your face
You got nothing to say but a lot of time to waste

Come as you are and pay as you go,
Just gimme your cash and we’re ready to go,
Lick my boots, Kiss my ass
Your life is a mess

I’ve got no time for pain

We’ll set the book of rules on fire,
How to act and how to dress to sound and all liars
It is time for a new kick movement
Everybody can do it
Bad girls do it and the boys can do it.
What’s new pussycat move it move it.

Like this…
Shake your money maker and move it.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch
Fun fun fun, fun to switch
Fun to pitch, fun to switch
Fun is a floppy bitch
Pitch the fun and switch the one,
Screw it again, no time for pain
Pitch the fun, screw it again
No time for pain.
Maybe baby, next week…