Rodrick Rulz

Remember when I used to think
I used to think
That Rodrick Heffley would marry me
He'd marry me, yuh
So now I just sit and watch TV
Watch TV
Maybe put on some Aqua Teen
Uh, Uh

I love you Rodrick
I wanna suck your dick
I wanna lick you on your drumstick
I want motherfucking Rodrick Heffley to marry me
I own every Wimpy Kid movie on DVD

Uh, yeah, I miss you Rodrick
Uh, yeah, I miss your rod dick
Uh, yeah, I wanna suck on your sweaty nuts
After you're done drumming and you go nuts

Remember when I used to think
Greg is a bitch
That Rodrick Heffley would marry me
Rowley gang
So now I just sit and watch TV
Fuck you, Manny
Maybe put on some Aqua Teen
Ayy, yo, Susan looking like a snack though

Rodrick Rulz (Zero Void & Glеnn Acy Remix):
I used to think
He'd marry mе, yuh
Watch TV
Uh, uh
I love you Rodrick
I wanna suck your dick
I wanna lick you on your drumstick
I want motherfucking Rodrick Heffley to marry me
I own every Wimpy Kid movie on DVD

Ah, bitch
(really low pitched) what?
Rowley gang
Fuck you, Manny