Boxing Orthodontist

I'm just a boxing orthodontist
Setting a bad example for my patients
Teeth can last forever
But boxing's an endeavor
That separates the bone from the gum
I'm just a boxing orthodontist

I'm sitting in a car in a parking lot
Turned out the lights after my last patient
I'm headed for a gym in a strip mall I've been going to for years
Where I'll knock out my opponent like a patient
I'm just a boxing orthodontist

For all of you with dental problems
You can find me easily online
I get out my aggressions so I'm gentle with my patients
That's a principle of mine
I'm just a boxing orthodontist