Oh! Gee, Oh! Gosh, Oh! Golly, I’m in Love

A boy and girl were walking, yes walking, a walking
And in between their talking, he stole a little kiss
The girlie started giggling, yes giggling, oh giggling
And as the boy stood wiggling, he shyly told her this:

Oh gee, oh gosh, oh golly I'm in love
Oh gee, oh gosh, it's you I'm thinking of
I love to feel your teeny weeny hand in mine
I get a piggly wiggly feeling down my spine
Oh me, oh my, oh how I love to kiss
I swear that home could never be like this
You've got all my nerves unstrung
Let's be foolish while we're young
Oh gee, oh gosh, oh golly I'm in love

We went home to his mother, his mother, his mother
They looked at one another and then he bowed his head
She said, "You look suspicious, suspicious, suspicious
What ails you, Aloysius?" He raised his eyes and said

Oh gee, oh gosh, oh golly I'm in love
Oh gee, oh gosh, it's you I'm thinking of
After I've hugged and kissed you in the dark
I feel as weak and useless as a German mark
Oh me, oh my, oh how I love to kiss
I swear that home could never be like this
Dear, it's time to say goodbye
Where's my collar, where's my tie
Oh gee, oh gosh, oh golly I'm in love

Oh golly I'm in love
It's you I'm thinking of
I sprinkle Mary Garden* on my shirts and ties
You cannot help but love me 'cause I smell so nice
Oh how I love to kiss
I swear that home could never be like this
Holy gee I'm feeling great
Let's get married I can't wait
Oh gee, oh gosh, oh golly I'm in love

*A popular brand of talcum/perfume from the early 1900s