Rapper-O’s
[Intro]
Hey! Morning, mom! What's for breakfast?
Morning, Billy! I packed you a phat-ass bowl of Rapper-O's!
Rapper-O's? What the fuck is that?
[Verse 1]
You lookin' for a breakfast cereal? That's less than lyrical?
So wack that it's low-fat? Forget your Cheerios
Try Rapper-O's!
Half a bowl will have your bones feelin' strong
Like Mastodon's rappin' on, while others last a minute long
Go get it mom, any [?] or Walgreens should carry it
One of serving of Rapper-O's will do wonders for your larynx
Confidence in various of the areas controlling self-esteem, no need to hire a therapist for your arrogance
A character in each box with a different weak spot
That you wanna tap into and serve over a beatbox
Some arе frosted, some are plain
Thе older to the younger grains
That'll satisfy your hunger pangs
A sponsor of the Summer Games
Packed full of vitamins, you won't have to find a gym
Do your part and help eliminate wack in our environment
Package bar scientists, they created a surplus
Will you help us get rid of it? Who wants to get served up?
[Chorus]
I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)
I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)
[Verse 2]
The most important meal out of the day, they say
Popular flavors like Laffy Taffy and Ay Bay Bay
Get eaten up like Fat Albert (Hey Hey Hey! )
Special K ain't got nothin' on my favourite thang
Rapper-O's in the morning makes me big and tall
Dig my paws into the bowl and then they get engulfed
Til I'm lookin' bloated, these Rapper-O's are sugar-coated
The hood has spoken, there isn't a box I couldn't open
Find diamond-studded toys when you dig in with both hands
And jiggy rappin' action figures with limited vocab
Go grocery shoppin' and put this in your tote bag
Eat up all them Rapper-O's before it goes bad
It's already watered down so don't use too much milk
Equivalent to two plus mil, so if you got skills
Grab a spoon and start your day right
Also a snack for late night
The cereal for the MC to stay tight
[Chorus]
I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)
I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)
[Interlude]
All your favorite MCs eat Rapper-O's!
Method Man and Redman! (Whateva man)
KRS-One! (Hip-Hop)
Nas! (It-It Ain't hard to tell)
And Jay-Z! (Yeah)
[Verse 3]
Count Chocula tried to bite, Tony the Tiger tried to hate
But couldn't stop eatin' it after both of em got a taste
You silly rabbits, rappin' about your milli-clappin', ceiling-crackin' stealin' habits when none of it really happened, did it Captain?
Snap, Crackle and Pop can't even eat half of the box
Without hearing about how much cash that you got
Fruity Pebbles is aight, and Lucky Charms sucks
Get your ass to the store and get your breakfast bars up
[Chorus]
I eat MCs for breakfast, the ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's!)
I eat MCs for breakfast, there's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's!)
[Scratches: DJ Zo]
They're grrrrreat!
Grrrr-Grrrreat!
Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Grrrreat!
Grrrrrrrrreat!
Uh huh
[?]
[Outro]
From the creators of Captain Crust and Frosted Fakes, comes a new crispy, crunchy, musty breakfast cereal that all the hyper-obese, diabetic children love!
Each box comes with a collectible action figure, you can collect all five!
Starting with Angry Rapper! (Grrr-grrrr)
Drunk Rapper! (Hey!)
Science Rapper! (ET!)
Abstract Rapper! (Love is hate)
And everyone's favorite: Money Rapper! (Chyeah!)