She Don't Use Jelly

I know a guy who goes to shows
He makes me coffee he makes me toast
He don't use butter he don't use cheese
He don't use jelly or any of these
He uses vaseline vaseline
Vaseline vaseline
I know a guy who goes to shows
But when he's at home and blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeves
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines magazines
Magazines magazines
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the colour of her hair
She don't use nothing from The store
She Likes to keep her hair real orange
She uses tangerines tangerines
Tangerines tangerines