Superfucked

Bosnia
OJ
Rap
Most hardcore bands (Superfucked)
Baggy pants
Clone bands that want to sound like huge punk bands that already suck (Superfucked)
David Hasselhoff
Bette Midler
Roseanne (Superfucked)
Maxine Waters
Johnnie Cochran
F. Lee Bailey
Kathy Lee but not Regis (Superfucked)

So many things are superfucked
And most never go away
Things are getting me more and more pissed off
Every day

Superfucked
Superfucked

Hanoi Jane
Spaceland for Angry John
Phone bills (Superfucked)
Psycho ex-girlfriends
Alanis Morissette
Domestic abuse (Superfucked)
Dishwalla
People who like Dishwalla
European inconveniences (Superfucked)
Putting the strings on the guitar
Softcore porn
Dryer burns on a white shirt (Superfucked)

So many things are superfucked
And most never go away
Things are getting me more and more pissed off
Every day

You're superfucked
I'm superfucked
We're all superfucked
Superfucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked

And while we're at it...
Parking tickets
Speeding tickets
Police who give tickets (Superfucked)
German Turks
Ewoks
Captain Janeway
The promotion on our last German tour (Superfucked)
Tower Air
Crossing the Canadian border
Marion Barry (Superfucked)
Jethro Tull
BMW drivers
So-called punk rockers who don't know the Sex Pistols
(Superfucked)
Or the Clash
Alex's headache
Non-automated consoles (Superfucked)
Taxes
Paper cuts
Nazi skins
L.A. traffic
Catholic guilt (Superfucked)
Syringes on the beach
Car alarms
1:30 last calls
Gordon, Jerry (Superfucked)
Montel
Flat tires on the freeway
Drunk drivers
The Rembrandts (Superfucked)
Living on a tight budget
Sandtraps
Napoleon complex
Condoms
Condoms (Superfucked)
Don't talk down to me...
Star Search
Girls who kiss like starfish (Superfucked)
ValuJet
The high price of porno mags
Junkies
Van Hagar