Ivory Girl

See the girls in the summer sun
They all look so good
Long blonde hair and golden tans
Just like the other boys said they should
But I'm looking for a different kind of girl
(gotta go, gotta find that girl)
Yeah I'm looking for the coolest looking girl in the world
Well they all look so good
Just like my t.v. said they would
But I'd trade them all for the ivory girl
Her skin is soft and white as snow
Not an ounce of tan
Green eyes and a mod haircut
She even likes the jam
And I'm looking for a different kind of girl...
Well they all look so good
Just like my t.v. said they should
But I'd trade them all for the Ivory girl
I don't have to be a musclebound fool to show her I'm the fool for her
She doesn't mind when I get another tattoo she just asks me if it hurt
She likes modern art but she's not a snob
She's just smart and hip and that is cool
She dresses like a girl and not like Madonna
That's the kind that makes me drool
She doesn't look like Cindy Crawford
She doesn't have a modeling deal
But I'd take this girl in a heartbeat
She's beautiful and she's fucking real
Cause I want a different kind of girl!