I Don’t Want to Throw Rice

She married the one I love today
When my back was turned she took him away
Now while they're all outside
Waiting to throw rice
What I want to throw will
Surely black her eyes

'Cause I don't want to throw rice
I want to throw rocks at her
She took the only love I had
No, I don't want to throw rice
I want to throw rocks at her
It would be a way to hurt her
'cause she hurt me so bad

Well, I never stole nothin' in my life
But if I get the chance
I'll steal him from his wife
'Cause all is fair in love and war
Maybe I'm carrying' this too far
But I feel like tying dynamite to
Her side of the car

No, I don't want to throw rice
I want to throw rocks at her
She took the only love I had
No, I don't want to throw rice
I want throw rocks at her
It would be a way to hurt her
'cause she hurt me so bad