Boardroom Reel

Ganging doon assembly lines
Sic bonny, braw production lines
D'ye ken the miles o' merchandise?
Awa to Auld Lang Syne

We'll gang aroond the works
Although it irks, see no one shirks
Na doot, we earn oor perks
Oor names are carved on all the kirks

Swinging doon assembly lines
Sic bonny, braw production lines
In a Zurich bank, the profit lies
Increasing all the time

Oors are the best designs
For selling junk to simple minds
And blithely runs the enterprise
With the Financial Times

We'll gang aroond thе gear
The workers cheer to see us hеre
Give them a glass of beer
To us a prosperous new year

Ganging doon assembly lines
Sic bonny, braw production lines
Na mair the earth, oor power denies
For the sakes of Auld Lang Syne

"That was very well put together"
Said the chairman of the board
I like to hear the people sing at their work
Makes one feel more secure somehow