If I Were A Redneck

If I were a redneck - All night long I'd kick some ass
If I were a redneck - All night long I'd shoot my gun
If I were a redneck - All night long I'd drive my truck
If I were a redneck - I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots
I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots
R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck
R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck
Well, if I were a redneck - I'd start a fight every Friday night
If I were a redneck - I'd get my kicks from beating my wife
If I were a redneck - I'd get more kicks from beating up fags
If I were a redneck - Being white trash is what I'd like
Being white trash is what I'd like
R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck
R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck
Redneck!
Let 'em have it, boys!
Come on boys, I'll kick your ass
Well, if I were a redneck - I'd keep Jack Daniels in the glove box
If I were a redneck - I'd get f*cked up at the honky tonk
If I were a redneck - I'd have a rebel flag on my truck
If I were a redneck - I'd pray to God when I'm hungover
I'd pray to God when I'm hungover
R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck
Redneck-redneck