I’m The Eggman

DJ (you got this bitch on garageband, you going crazy)
(big bleep music)

[Chorus]
Fuck John Lennon tell' em I'm The Eggman
I can close my eyes dribble through my legs man
Say some stupid shit they giving you a check man
And if this gas is way too strong I got them regs man
I came out West Mass in my bike I got them pegs man
Fitness model from Northampton, she can headstand
Thinking with your dick you gotta use your head man
I could never be worried bout the next man (no)

[Verse 1]
I could never worry bout my outfit I grew up on the farm it was hard to find an outlet
Everyone I know has got a cowlick
I, I keep it real to the point that they can't doubt it (bands)
Who's hiding in the pantry?
I came out suburbia there's a chance I kill my family (murder)
I don't think they understand me man I should have won a Grammy but these people wanna damn me (DJ)
Real punk boy I should have been in Anti-Flag
Tell my ex-girlfriend to take her panties back
Real hipster yeah I should have been in (?)
I'm going deep in West Virginia like I'm Randy Moss
Can he be a an evil person and a man of God
And I'm with this little lady while her mans abroad
QP of Turtle Pie in my carry-on
I'm about to lean back like I'm in Terror Squad (DJ)
I feel like Big Pun (yup)
I don't like to watch movies cause I live one (nope)
If you need some CBDJ I can ship some
Dog I gotta stay focused or I'll get drunk (drink)
I ain't never wanna 9 to 5
Bitch I'm in the studio 5 to 9
They say the devil's playground is an idle mind (DJ)
I can't make it right but I can write a line (facts)

[Chorus]
Fuck John Lennon tell' em I'm The Eggman
I can close my eyes dribble through my legs man
Say some stupid shit they giving you a check man
And if this gas is way too strong I got them regs man
I came out West Mass in my bike I got them pegs man
Fitness model from Northampton, she can headstand
Thinking with your dick you gotta use your head man
I could never be worried bout the next man (no)

[Verse 2]
They was hating on me said that it was all fluke
Tell John Lennon fuck it I'm a Walrus too
I'm with your girl, I know she filming, she just come and look at
She was talking on my thing I had to stop move it
I couldn't pay attention (nope)
And they cappin' on the 'Gram they paying for attention
Coo coo cachoo I got drugs all colors like a Rubik's cube
I got them bars for days
I got bars for days
I'm the type of rapper pull up, got 'em stars amazed
I set the standard in my state you know the bar was raised
And I'm the product of what two psychotic artists made (DJ)
The chicken or the egg boy I ain't worried bout it
A tree fell in the woods but I ain't heard about it
They said they gonna get me but I shouldn't doubt it
Talking all that shit boy don't get buried bout it

[Chorus]
Fuck John Lennon tell' em I'm The Eggman (clean clean)
I can close my eyes dribble through my legs man (DJ)
Say some stupid shit they giving you a check man
And if this gas is way too strong I got them regs man